City could get a 100-point deduction, and United would still manage to be worse

The Theatre of Dreams has transformed into a true Chamber of Horror! Manchester United endured yet another nightmare as Bournemouth ruthlessly dismantled the Red Devils 3-0 at Old Trafford on Sunday, leaving them teetering dangerously close to the relegation zone. It has been two and a half months since United last tasted victory, that fleeting win over Sabah in the Champions League, and in that time, Michael Carrick's side has spiralled into utter chaos, both on the field and behind the scenes.MANCHESTER UNITED NOW EIGHT MATCHES WITHOUT A WIN 😳 Their last victory came nearly two months ago against Azerbaijani club Sabah 😬 https://t.co/k3MLubYTku— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) October 25, 2026 Humiliated 4-1 by Como in the Champions League just days earlier, Carrick's beleaguered squad added another chilling chapter to their season of horrors.On the other end, the Cherries exploited every single flaw of their rival today to clinch another massive victory, only a few days after running riot against another fallen European giant – AC Milan – defeating them 3-0 too.MORE TO FOLLOW…